“Grocery Domestic Product”
November 1, 2012. An essay on the unusual economics and understated qualities of the Park Slope Food Coop in Brooklyn, NY.

“World Wide Walker”
March 22, 2006. A humor/lifestyle column on the evolution of internet humor.

“A Single Awareness Day”
March 8, 2006. A humor/lifestyle column on the history of International Women’s Day.

“Beauty and the EECS”
March 1, 2006. A humor/lifestyle column on the experience of watching the reality television show “Beauty and The Geek 2″ with one of its “Geek” contestants in the room.

“Hair Apparent”
February 22, 2006. A humor/lifestyle column on how it feels to be genetically incapable of growing a beard.

“The Grout Society”
February 15, 2006. A humor/lifestyle column on “latrinalia,” the published scholarship of public toilet graffiti.

“The Board and the Beautiful”
February 8. 2006. A humor/lifestyle column on the niche hobby of European board games.

“Of Mics and Men”
February 1, 2006. A humor/lifestyle column on the meaning of karaoke.